Back to Work

In an effort to jumpstart my career, I’ve republished a book on CreateSpace. It took my designer/illustrator son and I many long hours to figure out how to format the file properly.  CreateSpace and Kindle have made big strides in the last two years to make it easier for people to publish their own work.  I absolutely will do this again, now that we have the hang of it!

The book, Alphabet Fiesta, is a bilingual alphabet book for pre-school to grade 1.  It will we ready for purchase in a day or two.  I will post a link when it’s ready.  The art was done by little children…it’s really cute.

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Big 2 Day Sale

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Check out some of the designs on my ZAZZLE shop.  GREAT offer.  Do your Christmas shopping early….get an Anne Miranda original half price!  Sale on WHITE SHIRTS only…check it out!
Here are links to my stores:
http://www.zazzle.com/barbeeanne*    for barbershop and music
http://www.zazzle.com/opionionated*   humor and  geek gear
http://www.zazzle.com/bostonrookie*   sports, animals, and assorted silliness
http://www.zazzle.com/kiddiekorner*    Kid stuff and Halloween
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Bear Math

This is an old poem I wrote for a math program years ago.  It was never included in the program…so I thought I would share it with the world…so to speak.

Bear Math  *copyright Anne Miranda

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a farmer,bearanne (2)

Fuzzy was a bear bee charmer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy’s bees gave honey,

which he sold to make some money.

He charged a nickel for each jar,

and buyers came from near and far.

In came Jack and Jenny rabbit.

to get two jars, which was their habit.

Jack gave Fuzzy seven pennies,

plus the six cents that were Jenny’s.

Fuzzy Wuzzy bear could count.

He saw it was the wrong amount.

Fuzzy Wuzzy looked at Jack,

and gave the pair two pennies back.

Jack and Jenny smiled because,

of just how clever Fuzzy was!

The pair of honey-loving bunnies,

took their change and jars of honey.

With a wink they gave a hop,

thanked the bear and left his shop.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,

that treated honey-buyers fair.

And so his honey business grew,

for 6 + 7 – 2.

Can’t Touch This

I love song parodies…and stumbled across this one in my files.  I absolutely fry at the beach…and this was written from my experience as a burner.  Sing this to MC Hammer’s 1990 hit…Can’t Touch This!

Can’t Touch This
by Ima Burner

I can’t touch this
I can’t touch this
I can’t touch this
I can’t touch this
I can’t touch this

My, my, my skin tone is so fair, I got a sunburn in my hair.

It’s red and hurts like a bitch!
Then it will peel and start to itch.
Feels good, if I lie in the sack with some super big ice packs on my back.
But, now, I can’t do much,
Cause this is a burn, I can’t touch!

I’m frying girlfriend (I can’t touch this)
Yeah, that’s why I’m sizzling and you know (I can’t touch this)
Look at my eyes, babe (I can’t touch this)
Yo, let me find some shade. (I can’t touch this)

You go and have your fun.  I’ll go outside when there’s no sun.
At night, when the stars all shine,
is when I’ll go out for my beach time!

Til then, I’ll just sit here, covered in a muumuu drinking a beer.

It sucks, I can’t do much,
Cause this is a burn, I can’t touch!
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Break it down!  Stop, Freckle Time!
I can’t touch this
I can’t touch this
I can’t touch this
I can’t touch this

REMINDER

Just a reminder that this weekend I am giving away a free kindle download of my book Alphabet Fiesta…offer good July 4, 5 and 6th. Here’s the link   http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JS9HA9I

This is a bilingual alphabet book…perfect for English or Spanish readers…pre school to first grade.  Give the link to anyone with kids, teachers, librarians….  I’d love to give away a million copies!  Share share share!

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Free Kindle Book

To celebrate the 4th of July and my birthday…I’m offing a free download of the Kindle version of my book, Alphabet Fiesta.  It will be available July 4, 5 and 6th. Here’s the link http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JS9HA9I  By all means, share this with anyone you want to.  It’s a great book for use in a pre-school or kindergarten class.  Share this with teachers, please!  I’m working with my clever son to get this title into an affordable print-on-demand format…so stay tuned.

I’ve been working away on some new stories and poems, after a very very very long hiatus.  I’m excitied as my creative juices are finally flowing again. I even have a new agent, who is proving to be a real blessing and is helping me give some much needed polish to my work.  He’s sent off a couple promising manuscripts..and I’ve got all my fingers and toes crossed!  Wish me luck and say a little prayer for me!  Asking for God’s blessing and help to revive my nearly dead career.  Any good thoughts you can send my way are appreciated more than you will know!

Enjoy this…

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